Slapping God in the Face

I’m cool with my ex-girlfriends (except for one) mainly because we didn’t end our relationships on a sour note. My first ex-girlfriend texted me yesterday and our convo went something like this:

Lakwisha: Thinkn of u. Hope all is well.
Me: Hey Lakwisha. Good to hear from you. Everything is cool. How are you?
Lakwisha: Good. Had surgery so I’ve had time 2 reach out and catch with old friends.
Me: Surgery? Wow. For What?
Lakwisha: Got the twins removed šŸ™‚ Much needed reduction.

For some reason when I read this text all I could think of was a scene of Superbad when Seth and Evan were talking about Keri Hutchins as she was walking her dog down the street.

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That’s like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

This movie is hilarious. Seth is funny because he gets so mad and he is really crass. Evan has a calm, subtle funny side to him.

Anyway back to my ex-girlfriend. I’m glad she got the surgery because I know she’s been having back problems for a while.

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