I see right through your shenanigans.
This past week Spring was officially bitch-slapped by Summer and told to get to the back of the line. We went from nice temperatures of low to mid 70’s to the high 80’s. Its been nice enjoying this weather. The bruhs have been cooking out all week (not like that’s anything out of the norm) and my friends and I have been on our happy hour patio flow.
The subject I wanted to touch on in this blog post are the articles of clothing some women sport when the temperatures reach a certain level. I understand
and appreciate the amount of skin that is revealed. What I’m not a fan of is #hoshit and/or women who wear clothes that are two sizes to small. Neither one is appealing to my eyes or my taste and I would rather you stay out of my line of vision. In my opinion there is a difference between being sensual and suggestive and being trashy and trifling.
Maybe its my fault because I can filter out #hoshit. I understand the reasoning behind some women’s logic. “I’m not really that cute in the face so let me wear the lowest cut shirt I can find so I can display my breasts for the world to see. Maybe guys will look past the disappointment that I call my face and be hypnotized by my double D’s.” or how about “I know I’m a 16 but lets see if I can squeeze into this size 12. Yeah my rolls will be exposed but it makes my ass seem so much bigger. Maybe he won’t think about the craters I have in my ass once I take off my clothes.” I really can’t fault the logic some women use because 75% (underestimating) of dudes will fall for this game hook, line and sinker. This will produce a lot of inflated egos. Which will lead to what I like to call:
a margin of error on the scale
What’s does that mean? Well I’m glad you asked. Lets say a woman is around a 5 on the scale. She’s not really that cute in the face but she has a fairly decent size ass and she has a C cup. She wears very revealing clothes so she gets hit on all day by random dudes. What she doesn’t realize is that 9 out of the 10 dudes who try to holla at her don’t even know what color her eyes are. She begins to believe that she is cuter than she is and in her mind she rates herself about an 8. Far be it for me to knock for woman for having confidence but lets be real. If said woman didn’t have the body that she flaunts she would not get second looks. Now she is a 5 with an 8’s attitude. Then she comes across a guy like me who can see past the gimmick and with her attitude I now think she’s a 3.
What do you think of my theory on #hoshit and the increase of it now that its getting hot out? Am I just a pompous asshole? Do you participate in #hoshit?