Today’s high was 96 degrees. I had two cookouts on deck but I only made it to one. Why? Because it was a cookout combined with a pool party. Bikini eye candy is a wonderful thing. Food. Bikinis. Pool. What more could a man ask for? That’s the great thing about summer time. I mean besides this cicada infestation Nashville is experiencing and all the humidity, the summer brings out skin. And skin brings me to the subject of this post.
Summer is the season of sundresses. I love sundresses for a multitude of reasons. This post is an ode to my single favorite piece of women’s clothing (undergarments excluded). Here are the reasons why I love sundresses:
1. Sundresses seem to fit to a woman’s body effortlessly (assuming she has a body). Sundresses leave something to the imagination without leaving something to imagination. They are actually made for women who have more ass than titties. There’s nothing like seeing a beautiful woman who captures your attention and you’re stuck there wondering what she’s wearing underneath that sundress. Which bring me to my second point.
2. Women are likely to not wear any undergarments when wearing sundresses. This is especially true for bras.Women who have B cups and less are definitely more likely to go braless. Let’s not even get into commando. When the temperature reaches 90 degrees I imagine that women don’t even bother with panties. This is definitely a win.
3. No undergarments + dress = easy access. There is nothing quite like spontaneous sex. I mean sex is cool but going through the whole process of taking off jeans/pants, then underwear just gets in the way. You haven’t had sex till you’ve bent a woman over the side of a sofa, lifted up her sundress, seen she didn’t have panties on and then you got instantly excited. Or so I’ve heard.
4. I love femininity. Nothing says “woman” like a sundress. Well maybe a pencil skirt. During the winter months women bundle up and I don’t get to see their womanly forms. When the weather breaks I get to
eyefuck observe women in all their glory. A woman’s body is truly beautiful and the less amount of clothes covering it the better.
So women I implore you to break out those summer dresses. Lift that little dress like light wind, then I slide right in. Make sure you put lotion on your back though. No one likes ashy backs. Women, how do you feel about summer dresses? Men, do you love sundresses like I love sundresses?
My mother bought me a Macbook Pro for graduation because she loves me. There is a cool program on it called iMovie which allows me to edit and produce video files. Last night I played around with it a little and came up with the video below. Expect more videos from me.